Trump has also indicated that, in his opinion, Freedom of the Press is not a guaranteed right under the First Amendment.

I’m more of the ‘be a loafer all week’ school.

And what else do you suppose David Miscavige keeps wrapped up in a box at the back of his closet?

Check at your nearest Verizon store.

Kosher substitute for the real bacon. I grew up in a kosher home. It’s really vile, like a Gardenburger instead of a beef hamburger.

This Bacon person, right here, is why people hate vegans.

But even so, the stepmom has no case (going after Khloe’s share of the estate). Any child that’s the product of a marriage is counted as the product of the marriage, no matter if paternity is in question. As long as the marriage was intact at the time of the child’s birth, the child is presumed to be the legitimate…

To be fair, LVP and Kyle Richards are in long-term and quite happy marriages. 33 years and 20 years, respectively. And Erika and Tom Girardi have 15 years together. They seem happy.

To be fair, I have heard of JPT—Jewish People Time.

I’m so sorry, but Nicole Kidman looked like a sparkly clown. I don’t care if it was Armani, Gucci or whoever it was; it was easily the worst look of the night.

Wait. Is this like that old SNL skit?

I was the first Jew my college roommate ever met. She was a small (extremely small) town WASP from Western PA). I’m a Native NYer with a very loud Jewish family.

These are rapists trying tomake themselves look somehow less guilty by saying that she was having sex with her dad anyway, so, like, why not me?

I hate washing my hair with a righteous passion. But...I love having clean hair. So I thought I would outsource the hair-washing. I have dry hair and a dry scalp, so I only wash it twice a week.

Unless he’s wearing some sort of man-bra, I would have to say, yes, that’s a she.

Well, I’m not.

Yeah, she’s completely unrecognizable. At least, to me. I keep seeing her on things and wondering who I’m looking at.

I was pregnant (for the first—and only—time) at 41. My chart listed me as an elderly primagravida. In English, an old first time pregnant woman.

Perfect! Sums up every single thing I intensely dislike about JLaw in one neat, tidy paragraph.

Dear said. “How can I trust my attorney when he says in the newspaper that I’m incompetent?”