All of that and...

Why, thank you.

Well, here’s what I think.

Not gonna lie. One of the items on my bucket list is to live long enough to embarrass my children.

Pretty sure the house inMalibu was never part of the community. It’s Yolanda’s separate property. She brought it to the marriage. Having been divorced at least once before marrying David Foster, I’d bet she knew enough to protect any of her assets in the marriage. Pre-nups work both ways.

I happened to be in an electronics store and the TV was tuned to Ellen when Gwen S. was a guest. She’s done so much to her face that she was nearly unrecognizable.

Given her age, I wouldn’t be surprised if Yolanda was also experiencing menopause. Just as her daughters are experiencing massive success as models and making bigger names for themselves than Yolanda ever dreamed of being, Yolanda a) gets sick and b) is faced with the end of her fertility and her functional womanhood.

As one person who laughed so hard, I couldn’t breathe, I’ll give it a go.

It’a Ralph Fucking Nader, who is in no small part responsible for GWB getting with in spitting distance of the Oval. Failed Presidential candidate, my hind parts.

When I showed up at my dermo for my annual appointment (used to be a lifeguard and I’m one giant patch of sun damage), he eyed my new tattoo (it’s about 7”, a rose rising from a Celtic knot—long story) and said that the green would be especially hard to remove with the laser.

I have called out other Sbux customers while waiting on line to buy something. Usually when they line jump or otherwise act entitled or stupid or piss me off in some way. Or, I’ll get up to the barista and roll my eyes at some awesome stupidity I just witnessed. Gets me free drink coupons every time.

Still trying to wrap my brain around haggis. I mean, seriously. Haggis?

KAZOOOOOS!! had me crying hysterically. I could hardly compose myself in order to move on to Number 1. Really, KAZOOOOS!! should have been #!. I haven’t laughed that hard at anything since forever. Not even ‘I save bread’ or the monogrammed thermoses guy.

Agreed. I saw her at the Hollywood Bowl with Tony Bennett. No dancing, no pyro, just her voice and his. Outside in the night air. Stunning!

I had a DVT while on the BC back in the Stone Age, well before there was genetic testing. Subsequently, I had another one much more recently when I was logging a lot of airmiles due to a family crisis.

While we’re at it, please include magazines like People (which I used to respect) which seemingly has a Duggar or Duggar-adjacent story on the cover every damn week.

Devastation has struck across the land.

It does and it’s spectacular!

‘Rex Parker’ maintains a blog in which he provides the solutions to the NYTimes puzz every day, complete with his solve times and how he filled in the grid. He also has quite a lively discussion board with his fellow NYT crossword fanatics.

The puzz gets harder as the week progresses. Wait til you start working Friday and Saturday puzzes on the regular. Most days, they make my brain hurt.