I love Guy Fieri, too. He always looks like he’s having so much fun. I get that it’s his public persona and he’s most likely a douchebro (he certainly dresses like one) IRL, but he amuses the crap out of me.

Because Huckabee and others of his ilk want to shrink the government down to the size where it will fit into a woman’s uterus.

Oh, the wonderfulness that is a bathroom that no one knows about.

California is a two party state; both parties in the recording have to give their consent to being recorded and obviously, the PP person did not do so. The anti-choice troll’s claim is that the recording was made in a public space. The judge didn’t buy it.

And pray nobody mentions Terry Schiavo.

But not if you’re allergic to crunchy.

Feet? You want feet? I have feet.

Can’t buy beer by the can, except at a bar. Must go to the ABC store to buy any alcohol at all. Except for beer—must go to the beer distributor and buy by the case.

my“Everything that I’ve taught you about our faith should be ignored because the government knows better than your dad.”

This kid looks literally like a demon spawn. Damien from The Omen, right?

Because the true aim of these people is to punish women for having sex. If they were sincere about stopping all abortions, they would be championing sex ed and working to make birth control available to everyone.

Yeah, I wanna know, what are these bitches thinking? If you’re not going to sit on the seat, but hover over it and spray everything in sight, why not simply lift up the seat and leave it dry for those of us who do sit down? I get so tired of having to inspect every seat, every time and wipe the seat down before I use…

Umm, no. Thousand Island has sweet relish in it. The ‘Islands’ in Thousand Island.

Now I am going to cry.

Hot damn! Brisket’s having another kid. I wonder if she knows who the father is (you know, for child support purposes) or if she’s going to ask whatever state she’s living in for help.

I second this! I’m in love with our CSA. Fresh organic fruit and veg delivered to my doorstep on the regular and I get to customize the box for each delivery. Eating so much more healthy lately. And there’s a wonderful farm stand just a few streets over.

I just love how his defense is, ‘She did it first.’

When Reagan was Governor of California, he signed into law the bill allowing abortion. This was pre Roe v. Wade. Hardly anyone remembers that.

Yeah, we are vaxxed against tetanus. But it wears off and requires periodic boosters. I believe the question was regarding a nasty leg scrape, which, if it is contaminated with tetanus, ell give rise to a fatal infection.

I don’t know about hepatitis, but you can get tetanus, which is invariably fatal.