Because someone has to say it...

Now, i’ll bet you're going to tell us that reality TV isn't really real and that it's, like scripted and edited and stuff.

Or worse yet, someone else’s religious convictions.

I quit cold turkey, after 18 years of smoking about a pack and a half a day. We were trying to get pregnant, so I was motivated. Even though my mother smoked through 3 pregnancies, like all of her generation.

[small dissenting voice] Maybe he is called Guns because he an impressive set of biceps.

Why do I keep hearing Taylor Swift singing,’We Are Never Ever Getting Together’?

For Thanksgiving, when called upon to contribute a dish, I make brussels sprouts with chestnuts in brown butter. I hear it’s excellent. I wouldn’t know. I refuse to eat them. The most horrid of vegetables.

In addition to being estranged from their stepmother, the ‘children’ are 57 and 60. If they’re still financially dependent on her at their age(s), they’ve got larger problems than a lawsuit will solve.

[Raises hand]

Really awkward Photoshop? This isn't natural. Or real.

She more resembles a member of the Little Rascals than someone who’s appropriating another culture.

[Raises hand] Known caffeine addict, here. Don’t get in between me and my java. It might be dangerous.

Sorry, but no to using my real name. It’s unusual and subject to misspelling and misuse. I was using one name for a while as my coffee name and even that got mangled in the most bizarre of ways. And that was incredibly basic. Recently, I switched to another one, slightly more ‘exotic’ but only 4 letters.

Make no mistake. These Christian Dominionists may love Israel, but they are no friends to Jews. They need Jews to be in Israel so that when The Rapture happens, the 144,000 can be taken and the valleys will run with rivers of blood with everyone else.

A friend of mine had this massive German shepherd who was that way about tomatoes. I mean, this dog would eat anything. Except tomatoes. We would scrape plates full of food into his dish, he’d go over, inhale the food and leave every last bit of tomato behind.

It’s just more misogyny and cheap thrills by PETA, objectifying women to make their (inane) point.

Psst! PETA kills puppies. Pass it on.

Did you see a (forgive me) rear shot of that dress? She’s wearing a dress thong. She is way too old to be dressing like that.

Failed actress who hasn't had a real job in years says what?

Somebody got a visit from the Irony Fairy...