Harry didn’t do anything. Kim was pulling stuff out of her ass, as usual. It’s what addicts do; they deflect, lie, put the spotlight on others to hide their own shit. My sister is a high-functioning alcoholic. I have lived this drama for years. Kim makes threats and causes drah-mah. But there’s no there, there.

Yeah, that’s bullshit. There’s very much of a ‘made ya look’ quality to this post. It’s beneath Jezebel and runs counter to everything the website claims to be about

She wasn’t ‘lost’, didn’t ask to be ‘found’. Not seeing a problem here.

The one butt I want to kick is Rand Paul’s. Now, where do I sign up?

I feel you on the tortie. I've had cats forever, all shelter animals. But...one of my current cats is a feral rescue and a tortie. We've had her since she was 12 weeks old, but she still runs and hides when I get anywhere near her. She gets along like a house afire wth the other cat. Loves and adores my daughter…

Balls of tin foil = hours of kitty entertainment.

Yannow, he only said that because he married the only woman who was willing to have sex with him.

I can confirm the cider vinegar/dish soap/paper funnel trap works quite well. I even heated the vinegar first. Something about that really attracted them.

Dickface #1 and Dickface#2.

Then why is she in a cheese shop at all? Assuming she is legit allergic to calcium, which is highly dubious. After all, a cheese shop sells cheese, made with milk, either from a cow, a sheep or a goat—all of which contain calcium.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is made better by ranch dressing.

Sadly, no.

Serendipity in New York. Frozen hot chocolate is definitely a Thing. And it's delicious!

Cross-eyed college drop out says what?

I keep my coupons in a gallon ziploc. Here in California, they never expire. My Big Bag O' Coupons came especially in handy when sending the offspring off to college. We selected everything she needed here, paid for it and picked it up at the store nearest to her school.

I'm an old, too. I also had the measles (and the mumps and the chicken pox and scarlet fever). But thanks to the measles, I'm an old, hearing-impaired person.

Actual Los Angeles. As in La Puebla de la Reina de la Señora de Los Angeles. The place was called El Coyote. I haven't been there in years (with good reason).

Oh, yassss/. There's a Mexican restaurant (allegedly) here in LA that serves tostadas with russian dressing and canned green beans.

Australia is def. on my bucket list. Must dive the Great Barrier Reef, among other things.

Eternal damnation!