Hear, hear! Celiac disease runs in my family and I have a friend who has it. She curses idiots like this up and down because they cause servers not to take someone like her seriously. If she eats something cross-contaminated with gluten, she's in for several days of severe pain and bathroom issues.

LOL. Need a People Unclear On The Concept meme right about...now.

Exactly. I'm an old (exactly how old will be seen by the rest of my comment) and The Emperor and I got married in New York, we invited John Lindsay, who was the Mayor at the time.

Oh, IDK about that. When I'm chaffed with my my brother, I have been known to refer to him as, 'my sister's brother.' And I'm an old. Very, very old.

Exactly this. I have a friend with celiac and she complains about this often. If she ingests even the faintest trace of gluten, she's sick for days. But because there are all these trendy assholes who think eating gluten-free is somehow healthier, while at the same time, devouring the bread basket, she has a hard…

And here is really the crux of the matter. JA involved Baquet in the hire (or potential hire), because she believed that the Times needed to elevate its digital footprint to remain competitive.

Twatwaffle has long been one of my favorite descriptors. Most often, I direct at Niall Ferguson, who is the very epitome of a twatwaffle.

I'm waiting for Hannity to rip himself in half, like Rumpelstiltskin.

Ranch dressing is the vilest substance on earth. It's not even food. Or food-like. the closest thing to it is library paste.

Now, I don't actually eat candy canes, but boy are they good, smashed to bits and used to top a white chocolate peppermint cheesecake.

Former Jeopardy contestant here, too. Trebek is a cold, cold dude. Nothing warm and fuzzy about him at all.

The Princess of Snark was a preemie, so she was this teeny little thing with gigantic feet. We used to make jokes about her never falling over during a windstorm.

Moar bodyguard, pls.

As an entertainer (actor, singer, dancer, standup), your name IS your brand and it's the only currency you have to trade on. Kevin Hart was compensated for his part in the movie abandon agreed to regular promotion of it.

Only for the poors, black women, teenage sluts and the like. If one of their wives, daughters, sisters, granddaughters wants or needs an abortion, you can be certain she'll be getting a safe and completely legal (if not in any way public) abortion.

The Princess of Snark was a 28-weeker in 1989. She weighed 2 pounds 6 ounces and spent 2 months in the NICU. She has asthma from being on the vent and GERD. The first year of her life was spent hooked up to a monitor that let us know if she stopped breathing. We also worked with OPTP (she was hypoxic just before or…

Raccoons are vicious pests. They're also very smart and on the East Coast, a vector for rabies.

Oh be that person. That was certainly my first thought. But then, I live in that place.

You're a cockroach in human form. Really? We should to your opinings on the subject of the most divine food on earth?

Brussels sprouts? Nononononononono!!!