I soak my feet in them. I'm a heathen. And a savage.

I want to take your comment out in the back and make mad love to it, I love it that much.

A tuxie Maine Coon! A two-in-one, if you will.

Definitely want. Will settle for a Maine Coon. If I absolutely must.

Don't be silly. Stop arguing. Here is the one true definition of when life begins:

You didn't ask this, but fluffernutters? Manna from heaven.

San Francisco probably has lower vax rates than LA, sorry. ;)

Thanks. She's good. And 25 now. We some rough years. She has asthma and any 'respiratory insult' (as her ped called it) would have landed her back in the hospital, if not in the PICU.

Add to this that pediatrician so should bar the unvaccinated from their waiting rooms and their practices.

This is the core of the problem. He hasn't hit three. He's a bit, ah, delayed in his development and is afraid that she will have more experience than he does.

My parents always wrapped our Hanukkah gifts in this glittery tissue paper. All of them for me and my sibs. I never saw the stuff any other time of the year.

So, conspiracy with intent to commit murder and kidnap, rape are not crimes in your eyes?

How can you tell when someone is a vegan?

Oh, yeah. I had tingling in my hands and feet and it was way weird. I know people who've gotten kidney stones. I also lost my appetite and would go for days without eating. Landed in the er twice, so constipated from not eating that I needed medical intervention. So now I make sure to eat and drink lots of water.

Totally off topic, but I'm a fellow migraine sufferer. I started getting them in my 20s and even after I figured out my triggers, I'd still get them. Then, as I got older, I developed ocular migraines where I would lose the vision in one eye and have flashes of light, but no pain. The first couple of times it…

Wise philosopher says: man who marries mistress leaves job opening.

Well, isn't that special?

And, as Flo Kennedy is famous for saying, 'If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.'

Only if it's gay coffee.

Ah, yes. The Totally Awesome Riley forever gives us side eye. You'd think she'd be more grateful, seeing as how she was a feral rescue. But this cat has precisely zero fucks to give about anything at all.