Just coming here to say that very thing. If Jude Law's name was Judy, peeps would be calling 'her' a slut and a whore. Instead, it's all, you go, guy. And go on with your bad self. When, in reality, he's a man-whore.

Pure malice and being a total asshat.

And The Fall is refreshingly J-Ho free. Bonus!

I prefer drug-addled gasbag, my own self.

I was just at the market, looking at these rags on the newsstand, trying to imagine what this piece would be. I failed. I love Wednesdays! So much snarky goodness. See screen name.

Former Jeopardy contestant here. Yes, I can attest to your Dad's impression of Alex Trebek. Raging asswipe, indeed. Totally unlike what one would think, given his TV persona. I loved my time on the show, the contestant wranglers are great people. Trebek, not so much.

A Walmart truck that was going 20 mph over the posted limit, being driven by someone who had been awake for over 24 hours. Oh, yasss!

Money. Foie gras tastes like money.

Not in California. California is one of a number of states that does not require you to provide ID when asked for it, unless you've been arrested.

Comparing a troll like Jeff Wilpon to the Dark Lord Sauron is like comparing a two year-old to Ivan the Terrible. The only thing they have in common is bad behavior.

It's not a question of her being poorly styled. She deliberately courts bad press for the way she looks on the red carpet so that she can call out those who criticize her for being misogynists. The Emmys being a case in point. She took a high-end designer gown, wore it upside down, slouched and looked, overall,…

My daughter was a preemie. So, born with a compromised immune system and asthma. had she gotten any of these diseases before her immune system had developed and her vaccines were up to date, the results would have been catastrophic. Even a simple cold led to hours with the nebulizer.

Because these so-called 'Christians' claim that the Old Testament has no validity for them.

My dear Dad never could understand why it wasn't called 'Park N Eat' , because you parked first and then you ate. Not ate and then parked.

Cilantro pesto is teh awesome! I had bunches of cilantro and made pesto from it (you can make pesto from just about any leafy herb) and it was delicious.

you know what's better on everything than ranch?

Actually, you fucking told him. Uber is, like, a guy.

Somebody needs to get a grip...Hillary. Wassamatter, you stuck in town this weekend when everyone else managed to find a place at the beach?

A few years ago, we had a family of skunks that had established residence in the crawl space under my house. They would get into it with the feral cats in the neighborhood and the inevitable would happen. I finally had to hire a trapper to remove the skunks. I live in an urban area, btw.

That scenario is totally a commercial that's out right now. Damn if I can remember what it's for, though. Extremely near-sighted woman opens glass slider, calls for her kitty and let's in a raccoon. Hilarity ensues.