There are rehearsals. Lots and lots of rehearsals. Sofia Vegara has a lot of clout in TV land. She's free to decline the gig at any point, no harm, no foul. She was clearly in on it and knew she was being objectified. It's part of her persona. She's very smart. She knew exactly what she was doing.

As I see it, she loves herself too much. That's the real problem. Willful blindness. We all have flaws. She simply refuses to see/accept hers.

There's a roll of toilet paper in my bathroom that wears that (whatever that is) better than Lena Dunham. It's like she goes out of her way to call attention to her non-Hollywood body, her unattractive face and bad posture and then calls out people when they take notice of those things.

Actually, there's also selling your services to dictators and tyrants for cold, hard cash. Irrespective of their records of human rights abuses.

Ranch dressing can't go bad.

People are gross. Full stop. I'm surprised the ranch lovers didn't use the stuff as pomade. Maybe even sunscreen.

And what does this Adonis look like? How much weight has he gained over the same two years? Is he ripped? Buff?

No. Nothing that he's shown any interest in doing. Return to the United States, surrender to the authorities, go to prison. He drugged and raped and sexually abused a 13 year-old child. And the, rather than face what he did, chose the life of an exile, safe and sound from extradition.

Speak for yourself, yo.

Yesssss! Obvi, a novice at proper bagel/lox construction. If your sammie looks like the one in the picture, the first bite you take, the capers and the onion will be rolling about the floor. Cream cheese, capers, onion, lox, tomato. A grind of black pepper and you're good to go.

In no way did I mean to imply that taking the meds is the be all, end all in Hashi's treatment. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones, in that I take the levothyroxine and most (but not all) of my symptoms are gone. Still missing the ends of my eyebrows, my nails are ruined and I'm still sensitive to the cold. But all…

To hell with the cash! I'd prefer free Givenchy shoes for life. Much better deal for all parties concerned. Let's see the attorney try and take his 30% out of that settlement.

Odd. I've had Hashi's for the past 7 or 8 years and my endo has never once suggested going gluten free. I take my levothyroxine every day and all my symptoms vanished.

Yes, yesssssss!

Not for anything but, rape isn't a crime about sex. It's a crime about power and domination. A male doesn't need an erect penis for that. There are still fingers and foreign objects.

This guy. Original No Neck Monster. Seriously, what is up with his neck? Or lack thereof?

In New York, coffee regular is with cream and sugar. If you want it without, you have to order coffee black. Or coffee light, extra light, whichever. A friend of mine from Kansas couldn't figure out why he kept getting coffee with cream and sugar every time he ordered coffee regular. Took a while.

I would like your post, but for the bit about Delta, aka Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport. I had a Most Unfortunate Experience with Delta some years ago. Will never fly them again. As for US Scare? No way!

Or any woman on any night.

Not just North, but North West. Like a direction. I've seen some odd celebrity kid names, but a kid named after a direction? Tcha!