Thank the gods that someone actually has the huevos to call out that nasty green slime for what it truly is. Guacamole puts me in mind of nothing more than lawn mulch.

She tells other parents that vaccines are toxic, but injects one of the most deadly toxins on earth (botulinum, aka Botox) into her face. Because I'm pretty.

Two things:

I saw this movie about a week or so ago and agree 100% with Scott's review. I even posted a comment to the Times about it.

This show is soooo much my secret dirty hidden pleasure that I must elope with it to Tijuana. It's such a hot mess, I love it to bits. So happy to hear Miss J. Is coming back. I can't stand Kelly Cuntrone, though. She can walk off my screen any time. As for Tyrant, without her, there's no show, so she more or…

Puh-leeze! She couldn't possibly have written that essay. She is incapable of stringing coherent thoughts together.

Yes, exactly this. It's like when the Republicans put Sarah Palin on the national ticket and then called out those of us who pointed out her obvious shortcomings and unfitness for office by saying we were misogynists. Because she was a woman and we had to support one of our own. Even though she is a screeching…

When the Princess of Snark was a wee one, I had a private office and would use my pumping time to roll calls. Tell my assistant no calls, lock the door, hook up and start calling people back. It was really an optimal situation. Except for this one guy who used to get grossed out by the sound of the pump.

Here's the thing. Yes, the guy acted like an entitled douchenozzle. But why did he give the gate agent warning of what he was going to do (tweet about his bad experience)?

What about?

In Conservative and Orthodox Judaism, a child must have a Jewish mother in order to be considered Jewish. Even if the father is Jewish, even if the child is raised Jewish. Only matters that the mother is Jewish.

Not everyone's mom. I certainly don't . And I refused to watch HIMYM.

Jill Abramson was fired because Dean Baquet is a whiny little bitch, straight up. A whiny little bitch with severe anger management issues, at that.

Wat? JLo is one of the most singularly inauthentic, if not THE most inauthentic person in the public eye today.

Liking your post for the use of 'twatwaffle'. One of my favorite words. It isn't used often enough, if you ask me.

Hakarl?

Judging by the 'poor egg lady's' inability to adapt to any change whatsoever in her life (aka styrofoam cartons to paper cartons), I doubt she has much life yet to give. Paper cartons are way better for the environment, regardless.

This thing and the other one deserve their own editions of Thatz Not OK. Because bedazzled jumpsuits made from discarded parachutes are not OK.

I like the way you think. Will you be my friend?

They (Hebrew National) have to answer to a Higher Authority.