How does Stand Your Ground come into play? Or does it? Would you be within your rights to shoot the thing out of the sky, since it's invading your personal space with its cameras?

Grammar don't count on the interwebz, Grammer!

Mayonnaise is the Perfect Food. It has everything, all combined in one blob of fattening deliciousness. Well, peanut butter, too.

Miracle Whip is the ultimate in white people food . I say this as a white person. And it's gross, vile and disgusting. Not really food. Maybe it can be useful as a bug killer or remover of water rings on furniture.

I hear you. So clearly. I simply do. Not. Understand. This obsession with all things pumpkin, come the fall. That shit is nasty. It tastes like potpourri threw up all over me. Why would anyone want to ingest something you might sprinkle in your fireplace?

oh, dear God. I went to Pitt and I can still hear that accent. Yinz want ta go dahntahn? Want ta pick up some Arn City fer the game? Redd up yer room.

For me, aspartame is death. Gives me horrendous migraines and makes me swell up like a toad. I haven't been able to drink diet anything since 1984. And I am a better woman for it. That shit is toxic.

There's a town in SoCal called Placentia. These people who can't tell the difference between polenta and placenta had better stay away. Unless you're a Scientologist who just had a baby, in which case, eat placenta with polenta in Placentia.

...or cat pee.

To quote Betty Draper: "I'm not stupid. I speak Italian."

How could the daughter of Christie Brinkley turn out like that? Because her father, while extremely talented, looks like a troll.

Taberna Daniela, not too far from the Prado, for tapas. Yum!

'The NYDN also reports that White may have been suffering from severe emotional and mental health issues. '

I was raped by an acquaintance in college. I was 19. It was back in the Stone Age and I told no one, not even my roommates. Why? Because even I felt that I brought it on myself. Because that was the way people thought at the time. Eventually, I came to realize that it wasn't my fault, that he was a mangy rapist…

'Cali' as you call it (and no one who lives here calls it that) just had an open primary. Top two face each other in a runoff. Could be the same party, could be different parties.

Forget that Casper Smart is cheating, whether for realz or allegedly. JHo is clearly paying him to be her 'boyfriend'.

Preach! I hate Love It Or List It with the fire of a thousand white hot fiery suns. He's smarmy and she's smug. Plus neither of them apparently has a clue what the homeowners want.

IMO, dude shouldn't eat meat at all. But it's not a safety issue with him. He actually likes the taste of meat well done.

Now can we send him back? Stealing random cellphones is def a sign of moral turpitude.

Jenny McCarthy wouldn't get a gel manicure? Surely you jest! The same person who has implants and willingly injects botulism toxin (aka Botox) into her face would somehow object to a gel manicure because she's so anti-science that she doesn't believe in vaccination? Nunh unh!