She managed to run away from that 'Jenny From the Block' persona pretty quick. She's completely inauthentic. And known as JHo for a good reason. She's a total fraud.

I'm hoping for a very focused, yet effective meteor to strike the scene of these intended nuptials and take out all three of them. Oh, yessss!

The Snarkette was a preemie. So we had her shower when she was ready to come home from the hospital. Totally coed, lots of adult beverages, no silly games.

Until the day I die I will remember the Gone With The Wind sketch. 'I saw it in the window and I had to have it.' How they made it through withou cracking up, I'll never know.

If the US is willing to bar Nigella Lawson, based on the testimony of a pair of embezzlers, then the US can certainly bar this juvenile delinquent who engages in open drug use.

Now me, I don't see Jesus. I see Charles Manson.

Yes, yes. A thousand times yes. We don't camp! Why is this so hard to understand? I don't do outside. What ever is the point of it?

Now, now. The chocolate covered orange peel things are muy delicioso! There is a special place in hell reserved for gefilte fish. And don't even with tongue.

You must be new here.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a job opening.

Former contestant here. The in-person audition is key to getting on the show, IMO. The contestant coordinators are looking for people who are smart and have personality and stage presence.

And people talk about the charter school that Adam and Kristina are starting as the Snowflake Academy. Lots of people multi-task.

You know that saying, 'A man who marries his mistress leaves a job opening.'

Glenn Beck isn't kidding so much as he is flat-out delusional. Dude be crazy.

And he won't ever have to worry about getting them dirty and then cleaning them. Because they will self-destruct in the wash and/or be out of fashion by the time they do need to be cleaned.

The Giant Rat of Sumatra, then. It is mentioned in a Sherlock Holmes story.

I actually am hearing impaired, rather than completely deaf. The two things are quite dissimilar and I use the term 'hearing impaired' to describe myself.

Also, please know this.

Aha! Cherchez la femme!

I'm an old. Like almost everyone of my generation, my mother smoked, drank and drank coffee through each of her pregnancies with all of us. When I was pregnant with my kid, I had long ago quit smoking, had a drink when I wanted one, but boy oh boy, no one was getting my caffeine away from me. I allowed myself one…