I like my meat to be practically mooing. The Emperor, however, likes his well. He's committing a crime against Nature when he eats steak.

Friend of mine is a member of the Motion Picture Academy and he was practically jumping for joy when the noms were announced and Llewyn Davis wasn't included. And he was not alone.

Yessssssss!!!!!!

Whatever else he's said, he's said. But Alec Baldwin is dead on about Harvey Levin. He's a toxic waste dump of a person. TMZ is a trash heap of scurrilous gossip, innuendo and crap.

The chief's statement about being thankful reminds me of something I heard once.

Oh dear God, yes. I have a hip tat and it hurt more than childbirth. Still, totally worth it. Still thinking about childbirth...

These two (and the other members of their 'church') should never be allowed to be around children again and should be sterilized immediately. God, or Jesus if you will, sent the illness and also provided the wherewithal to train medical personnel to cure the illness.

These two (and the other members of their 'church') should never be allowed to be around children again and should be sterilized immediately. God, or Jesus if you will, sent the illness and also provided the wherewithal to train medical personnel to cure the illness.

Thank you for saying this. By her own admission, she didn't 'practice', she didn't rehearse, she didn't work on her accent. She got fired from what could have been a breakthrough role.

:)

I totally get it. Celiac runs in my family. When my daughter developed a nasty case of IBS, we tested for her for celiac, both with the blood test and she swallowed a camera and wore a monitor for 24 hours until nature took its course and the camera was gone.

I have Hashimoto's and I've never been given any advice by my endocrinologist to avoid gluten. In fact, I eat bread and pasta quite a bit. Once I began taking replacement thyroid hormone, the brain fog lifted within two weeks. It took a bit of patience to get regulated, but it's all good now. I'm also religious about…

Since he's running for Congress, might I suggest the following campaign slogans:

Her crime was in renting the movie in the first place.

Your Mom is teh awesome. You've probably heard this often.

Dear God, it actually exists. The He-Man Woman Hater's Club. And here all along, I thought it was a creation of Calvin's very active imagination.

Ah, Gwyneth. You could gain 10 x 15 pounds and still not be popular in the House of Snark. So, don't even.

Equipment shirts. I started off by buying my first two at the retail store. Quickly got hooked and began finding them on flash sale sites, Loehmann's (God rest its soul) and even Equipment's own sales. Equipment even has warehouse sales.

Heh. I do the same thing. I referred to it (to a friend of mine) as going modular.

That's what choice means, Snow Snooki. You chose to carry Trig to term, knowing he had Down Syndrome. You had the option to make that choice. You got to choose. See where I'm going here?