Are you willing to undergo training in how to properly do the laundry? That is, to sort the whites from the colors, use the correct water temperatures and the correct dryer temps? To know when and when not to use fabric softener?

She looks like that with a stylist? Quelle horreur!

Okay. I was at one of the Big 4 networks and she was contracted to do a special for us. The contract was exacting in its detail and excruciating in its length. I was responsible for all the promotion for the special. Everything was all agreed on, signed off, i's dotted, t's crossed. All the ads had been created,…

JLo is singularly inauthentic and is possessed of no discernible talent. I had the sad misfortune of working with her and her management. I'd rather spend hours strapped into a dental chair, sans anesthesia, than ever live through that again.

I'm witchu. I'm from Brooklyn and I'm OG. I was born there, more years ago than I care to think about and there was nothing hip or cool about Brooklyn back then. It was a place one left, not moved to. Bridge and tunnel crowd, anyone?

Do you mean, 'Drug-addled gasbag, Rush Limbaugh'? I thought as much.

I'm an old, so when I was a child, there weren't vaccines for most of these diseases. I was vaccinated for smallpox and polio and that's all I can recall. I got sick with chicken pox, measles, mumps, rubella (as an adult and it was no fun), scarlet fever, which resulted in permanent hearing loss and, yes, yearly bouts…

Well, I've been doing it for two+ years and I love it. I've seen a huge change (for the better) in my body. When I injured my back last year, as soon as I was done with PT, went scurrying back.

Baby bump. Please, can we take baby bump out behind the store and shoot it through the heart?

IKR.

I thought there was a waiting list for Birkins. If there isn't, after seeing what happened to this one, there will be.

Firmly in the "water, no ice" camp. First, I'm very sensitive to cold, in general. And second, why numb your taste buds with icy cold water, when really what you want to do is rinse your mouth from time to time?

I try not to wash them very often, but then again, I'm a compulsively clean person. Exception: when I've taken a plane trip and had to use the lav. [shudders]. The hems get gross and disgusting. I do wear the same pair on both flights, so there's that.

It's a Caribou Barbie shirt. She's finally owning it. Good for her.

Namaste, Driscoll.

I would trade just about anything I own for the ability to sing. Sadly, I can't sing at all. Dogs howl in pain, babies cry for their mamas.

Srsly? Ya think? Just because she smuggled her pet rat (leaving aside her peculiar choice of pet in the first place) into her workplace by secreting it in her underwear.

Ah, yes. The Death of a Thousand Cuts.

I have an extensive collection of cashmere sweaters (what can I say? I'm a sucker for softness) and I never send them to the dry cleaners. When they get dirty enough to warrant a cleaning, I wash them in the machine on the handwash cycle with liquid Ivory. I use the shortest cycle available. Then, I flat dry them. …

I have yoga pants from The Gap. They are most excellent. The fit is great, they wear well, no pilling.