Because in El Rushbo's world, women have no agency whatsoever and always have to be told what to do by someone, whether it be Democrats or Republicans.

Not for anything, but...

Harry & David ( the fruit people) sell this insanely addictive creation called Moose Munch. It's chocolate-covered popcorn and comes in dark chocolate, milk chocolate, peanut and chocolate, pumpkin spice chocolate—obvs seasonal—and my personal obsession, mostly chocolate, which is nearly every popcorn kernel bathed on…

Jenny McCarthy may not be on Orca's shit list, but she (Jenny) is an anti-vaxxer, so I'm certain she's on a lot of other people's shit lists.

Tell it to the TSA, sister! I know they were only doing it to yank my chain, but my DL had me smiling, so until I smiled for them (like a trained monkey), they pretended not to believe that I was the person shown on my DL and I nearly missed my flight.

Well, gee. Color me surprised.

Well, gee. Color me surprised.

You're not a horrible person.

I'm wichu. I have a semi-irrational hatred of Our Gwynnie. As my daughter would say (she's ever so more restrained than I), I don't care for her.

Thanks. I'll have to try that next time I clean my oven.

I've had my Calphalons for over 30 years (absolutely love, love them) and I clean the stuck on food with Soft Scrub and a Tuffy.

Hear, hear. Because when everyone's little snowflake is Special, none of them are.

I was pleasantly surprised at her spot on SNL. She really threw herself into the hosting and the sketches, didn't act she was above doing anything. And both of her musical numbers were unite good. I'm not exactly running to download Bangerz, but she is clearly in control and what she's doing is fairly well-planned and…

Let's remember that it was Reagan, as Governor of California, who signed into abortion rights into law pre-Roe v. Wade.

Life long Jew here. I ask this question in all seriousness. Do Jews craft?

Native NYer here. Love this piece.

Former contestant here. I can say without a doubt that Alex Trebek is a giant bag o' douche. He thinks he's smarter than everyone...contestants, judges, the people who write the answers, everyone. And his French accent is appalling.

I've been a serious fan of DeCecco since forever.

Hey, Makris. That trick never works. Because Godwin.

I actually have this one. Good choice.