Like Gertrude Stein said about Oakland, "There's no there, there."

Don't be silly. Like Pharoah, she doesn't poop at all! Like, not ever.

Why comb your hair? It's only going to get messy again.

Yeah, I frequently refer to Minnie as Psycho Kitty. Especially at the vet, as in, Psycho Kitty needs more special food. She's on Royal Canin Kidney diet. She hates it, though.

This cat looks exactly like my Minnie Pearl. This cat is fixated on me. I am Her Person. She sits on me when I watch TV. She curls up on my belly when I go to sleep. She sleeps on the sofa in my home office while I'm working. And this afternoon, when I got into bed for some nap time, she got so concerned, she came…

I have two cats, both rescues. Both completely indoor and totes OK with it. One day (the older one was about 14 at the time), two baby rats managed to get into the house. Neither one of them has hunted anything more than a dish of kibble since they've been with us, but the two of them stalked and hunted those rats…

Mayonnaise?

Hah. Yes.

And don't forget this.

Note to Kelly Osbourne,

To answer the question in the headline,

Seriously? I mean WTF? Comparing wearing heels to FGM? This is taking concern trolling to epic levels of ridiculousness.

Well...
I love my heels, but Imma tell you this much. Wearing them takes work. I work especially hard at maintaining core strength because I have rather epic back issues. So I take Pilates, yoga and ballet. Result of all this? I can stomp around in 4" heels easily, because I'm supported by my core and my leg strength.

Arrgghh!! Women live longer, so women use more health care? If you're alive, you're paying premiums, are you not? This Hadley person is weapons-grade stupid.

The entire time I'm looking at this, I hear Jay Leno saying, "Your cat won't wear that!"

Yeah, I know that. So, they're Christians, but they apparently don't practice their religion when it comes to taking care of the 'least among you'.

But, I though she was preggo. She's not? You mean the tabloids were lying? Arrgghhh!

I have a rather large-ish tattoo over my right hip, in full color. It took almost 3 hours to complete. It was more annoying than painful, except for the part that was directly over my hipbone. That hurt, big time.

Oh, Fawlty Towers! How I miss you. Especially Manuel and his Siberian hamster, Basil.

IDK. Maybe because we fought a revolution to get away from the British. Anyway, British isn't a race. At best, it's a nationality; a whole bunch of nationalities, if one considers who is actually considered a British citizen.