I don’t want my hair to look like it does when I leave the salon because they use so much product on it, by the time I get home, it’s flat to my head. Sectioning the hair like she shows does nothing for lifting from the roots. Plus my growth pattern resembles a chrysanthemum and starts at my crown, so I’d never get it…

I thought the caveat “Of course, there may be some exceptions that you can be conscious of” took care of your scenario.

Fuck ‘em if they don’t get treatment and follow their doctor’s orders, yes.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

But why can’t Taylor stand up for herself? I’m sure if it was one of us we would’ve done the same thing up on that stage and maybe not as nicely either.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

That does sound like a worthwhile service.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the Republican Muslim Coalition isn’t too gay friendly.

I wish to be this lady’s friend. She kicks ass and will not brook nonsense, but also knows how to party hard.

THANK YOU!! This is a true LIFEHACK!!

“continue chest compressions at a rate of around 100 per minute (which is about the same as the song “Staying Alive”, as you may have heard)“

Flushing with grey water.

Albert Burneko is a selfish lover and enters the same contest multiple times on FanDuel.

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

Take the hint. If it wasn’t a hint he’ll probably be like “damn, man I thought you’d bring the greens” and if he does say that, have a dime in your pocket to make a joke and a show your ability to bring the party. Then further invites will come and you can show your greens game as well. It’s the same thing as bringing…

hmm...if he’s had it many times and “liked it”, but told you its “too risky”, he may not be “fucking with you”. just sayin.

It's high time we ended the practice of tip-based wages. If restaurants want to pay a commission or a flat living wage or whatever, that can work.

They cited Reddit in their post.

I saw it here first, am I allowed to enjoy it? Tell me what to feel!!!