“Your honor, I love my date and never would have done anything to harm her. It’s just that she’s such a huge fucking slut that she WANTED me to have all my friends gang-rape her when she was unconscious, and piss on her, and take pictures of her being violated and share them with the world. That’s just how she likes…

Isn’t this Note Dame’s process? Just drag things out until the rape victim kills herself?

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…

I’d love to simply say how it’s a nice change of pace that an NFL team is doing the right thing...

Where did we get in our heads as a society that being a victim renders one blameless? Every victim in the history of victims could have knowingly or unknowingly done something to change their lives before they were victimized. In a sane world we could take it on a case-by-case basis before screaming “victim blaming!”…

maybe, but nuclear is a pretty good alternative to most of the other ways we generate electricity too.

If you are stupid enough, in America’s moral climate, to do *anything* that might even *hint* at being questionable on a state/employer/whoeverthefuckcanbeFOIAed phone, you deserve every ounce of idiocy that will rain down on your idiot head for being an idiot.

On one hand, that’s fucked up. On the other hand, if you don’t have the mental faculties to realize that you’re pregnant, maybe you shouldn’t be raising a kid?

Not to be a profound square but this woman is a thief, is likely a kleptomaniac and should probably be in jail or treatment or both.

Odd religious references aside, I’m with the neighbors. I don’t want an amateur auto repair shop next to my home and if you’re honest, you probably don’t either.

Yeah, so I haven’t been watching the Finals because my hate for the Penguins is unwavering...but I just watched that clip from Game 1. Um, how in the hell did they did they conclusively determine that was offsides?!?

This is absolutely a thing, just watch any game from the current Stanley Cup Finals, and you’ll see it too.

also why bother with the potatoes

So it looks like, in the end, you are still paying and the cost between comcast and this service is a wash.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

She should Sioux!

Are you sure Keith is still a good dude after that?

Ok. I’m open to the reason why it’s not in the NHL’s interest.