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And die the second you hit the water. The only thing worse than Coronado bridge jumpers are the guys who get up there, threaten to jump, but never actually do it.

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

Look at how Radko’s head snaps back after the contact. Oleksiak must have been rock hard.

So, in other words, it was a low blow…

It seems more difficult whenever a player gets knocked out whenever it’s a clean play like this appeared to be, compared to a clearly dirty hit. There isn’t a villain that you can heap blame onto, or an easy narrative to rely on.

Yeah, I’m in Atlanta and this is big news.

Good on the principal for doing the right thing. We’ve seen far too many similar situations result in the failure of a figure such as that to act, or to blame the victim. So that’s a plus we can take out of this.

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I am SO glad that baby was ok but goddamn I’d throw every ticket in the book at those parents. PROPERLY RESTRAIN YOUR CHILDREN!!! (And remember no puffy winter coats in the car seat! Use them like a blanket over the child once they’re already strapped in!)

For Ice Rinks: New/weaker skaters usually stay near the boards so they can hold onto them if they fall. The ice closest to the boards is also the roughest as the Zamboni doesn’t actually fully scrape this area. Move 2 to 3 feet away from the boards for smoother ice and keep your knees bent for better stability.

Perhaps the very rareness you point out is why we remember...

This is an absolutely abhorrent take on what happened. This was intentional. not a doubt in my mind. Source: played hockey for the past 16 years

A 4 team leauge is not going to spend 10s of millions at any rate. Not when salaries are >$20k/player & the teams provide no training or therapy facilities and very few practice sessions (I follow womens college hockey and am aware of the situation on the pro side as I know a couple players). The women playing are not…

If you were a woman who is a professional hockey player where would you walk to, exactly, to continue your career?

If my company decided that Q4 wasn’t as strong as they expected, and they were going to cut my team’s salaries while leaving senior management’s intact, you better believe I’d fucking walk.

This is pretty stupid. If he killed her, he should be charged in criminal court. There’s no way he has $36M and there’s no way they’ll see it. Also, does money really bring back their loved one? Pathetic all around.

How big-lē of you.

It was even more painful when she added the flavor packet.

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.