The dogs were looking a little huskier than usual.

No big surprises here, rewards programs are there to track and control consumer behavior. What would be interesting to know is if casinos can use your card info to tighten up or loosen up whatever machine you’re playing. Emily lost three hundred bucks last time she played White Orchid? Give her back a hundred and…

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

I don’t feel bad for his family. They’re probably the ones that brainwashed him and made him think this was ok in the first place. This is the logical conclusion.

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

Who does Oliver think he's dealing with, Minor Peargray?

When the guy accused of rape

Soccer players, always with the embellishment. 

The Oilers are 6-4, Barry. They had 20 shots in the first period, two off a franchise record. 9/10 they win that game. They’re fine. This team will be in the playoffs.

My strategy? I try to think of hockey players and name them by last name alphabetically. Abdelkader, Brisbois, Chelios, Dineen, Ericsson, Forsberg, Gretzky... you get the idea. To switch things up I’ll think of minority hockey players or run through the ingredients and prep steps of pad thai or one of my other…

This was one of the more tasteful ones, believe me... 

All I took away was, wow, they really have an appropriate stock image for everything.

Topo Chico. Perfect amount of carbonation and the taste has just the right bite.

Topo Chico. Perfect amount of carbonation and the taste has just the right bite.

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Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

No worries. You can put ketchup on your shirt — but not on a hot dog.

May God rest her Gold in Seoul

Gone too soon . . .