He was a Muslim, but sometime in the early 90’s he converted and now only worships at the feet of Michael Jordan.

Even the Browns’ official twitter account just exudes resigned defeat....

Meanwhile in Philadelphia, a fan went 1-for-10 in a free throw competition. Upon sullenly returning to his seat, he was informed that he’s being added to the Sixers’ starting rotation, but his wife and son were traded for a basket of hot wings and a 2018 second-round pick.

A better way of expressing frustration that Beamer isn’t working anymore would be to hit the dashboard, no?

#blackcoffeematters

The cognitive dissonance is basically bouncing off the walls here....

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I like how they are no longer even pretending that “redskins” isn’t offensive and are now going down the “everyone else does it!” route. Good luck with that!

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Yes, the shot hit the bottom of the net you fuckers.

Bargnani was concerned for his teammates, which is why his shot didn’t hit any nets.

Whitefish Bay is known not-so-affectionately as White Folks Bay

There’s already a black child there, so now we can just let them assume that all the kids on there are gay.

This feels like a metaphor for the Republican presidential nomination process.

Well done. Black Panthers still don’t get the benefit of the doubt though.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

Fuck you Lance Berkman for using images of Progressive Field to discriminate against a group of people!

Being hit by a bus is far less cruel than watching Bills games for the last 15 years.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,