Wow, Indiana throwing shade on anyone.

Jalop motors is going to be a radical new paradigm in the mobility sector. We will harness synergies to create a dynamic user experience. The use of Artificial Intelligence in the design and development stages will be unencumbered by tradition and will lead to outside of the box solutions. 

Hello my fellow Jalops — I was thinking we should start a car company. All you need is a passion for cars, making grandiose promises, and then not delivering on any of it. I feel like we’ve known each other for a while, and with our shared knowledge and ability to creatively riff together, I think we could put…

I laughed my ass off when I opened the hood of a Ram and saw that little 5.7L tucked down in the engine bay like it had been scared.

Face facts. If Ford offered this dick-comparison machine:

Their lack of self awareness is cringe worthy

Nah, Pam Bondi (bribe recipient) had quite a bit to say about how nepotism is bad.  Also at the RNC, all five Trump children give speeches to say, “Thanks daddy!”

Notify ICE to check her immigration status asap. Deport her and her anchor baby.

Remember the ass hat trump speech saying Central Americans were rapists and criminals? THAT WAS HERE. There are very few of my culture and people here, they have done nothing but serve and sweat for the city.

Sounds about white...

They just tore up the Bayside Market place here in Miami, and I couldn’t give a shit even having worked there and everywhere in this county for decades.

The people in the streets protesting, and even destroying things, have not broken the social contract. The contract was broken long before they started fighting back. Civil disobedience didn’t prevent a man from being choked to death on a city street in broad daylight with people watching and recording the entire…

Normally Hero Tree wins with only a few scuffs to show for it. This was slacker Florida Palm tree. 

If your Sony car dies, does that make it a Walkman?

The driver was also spotted:

It’s only appropriate, everyone knows that jaundiced yellow headlights are a symptom of kidney failure.

If you impregnate a BMW, you’ll get a Mini in 12 months. 

I cannot support this comment.

Short a tension span, then?

I was on a 17 hour flight to South Africa and it was surprisingly OK.  I think people behave better because they all know, at some level, that we’re all in it together.  If people act well the rest falls into place.