Yeah, but if you play it backwards, it's an auctioneer selling priceless Satanic heirlooms.

No, dumbfuck. This country was founded on the idea that a governmental body heavily intwined with a preferred religion wouldn't impose one belief system over another.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.

He might never have a Bonner again.

Nick Young remained "academically eligible" at USC for two years. Make of that what you will.

And they say Kobe has no interest in being a mentor….

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

I think he just ethered the English language

Well, the Molina's do have a long tradition of catching balls.

Congrats: This now has more stars than the movie had ticket sales.

Too soon

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

The Browns understand the potential consequences of exploiting this loophole, but a high-ranking team executive said that, "it's worth taking a shot".

Please don't call 911 first, call the emergency # printed on a sign on the crossing gate stand. It will have the serial of the crossing printed as well. Cut out the middle man save some time.

How about reducing the pork-barrelling and pocket-lining that goes on in the Senate?

Whenever Mike Huckabee speaks, I want to make a jack-off motion with my hand.