And next I bet you’re going to enlighten us with a bunch of “Momma always said...” quotes— aren’t you, Forrest?

Because while there is a brief pause in his wind-up, he doesn’t stop and reset, and it’s a consistent motion (as in he does it for EVERY pitch).

“In a bid to boost his immune system, the couple gave the boy — who was lethargic and becoming stiff — various home remedies, such as water with maple syrup, juice with frozen berries and finally a mixture of apple cider vinegar, horse radish root, hot peppers, mashed onion, garlic and ginger root as his condition…

You do realize Mister Donut is a Dunkin brand, correct?

Ahh yes, a ‘dad/manager’.

The build isn’t so much the hard part. A lot of the pieces (installation-wise) are pretty self-explanatory.

Oh, I knew you were being sarcastic. The problem, however, is that I know a lot of people who actually do what you did— and eat that shit up like a child does their Cheerios.

This episode was probably one of my favorites. It had me snickering pretty hard at some parts. It’s a shame that it was cause for insta-butthurt for so many (reading the FB comments on Jerry’s page was just insufferable).

Something similar happened to my girlfriend. She’s a fat fashion blogger, body positive advocate, and on occasion will do some modelling either for her own brand, or on behalf of others on a quid pro quo basis.

That Cubana ‘DC-3’ from the 1960’s in the list is not actually a DC-3. It’s an Ilyushin IL-14, which is similar to the DC-3 in every way, just that it’s a chunky, tricycle-gear aircraft that lacks the decadence and ostentatious nature of their Western counterparts. The plane was ONLY sold to Soviet-bloc countries (or…

Why do we still care about this chauvinistic display of bullshit?

Idk why he’s so concerned about being raped or mugged by an Uber driver when our politicians have been doing that to us for years!

The first question I would have asked, however, is: “Why is the water cloudy, odorous, and weird tasting if it’s coming from a river is supposedly being ‘treated’ at a proper filtering facility? Are there no local, state, or federal regulations regarding the overall quality of the water coming from a lake, river,…

So if that’s going to be the case— then Uber drivers need to start competing for taxicab medallions.

Am I the only person perplexed by the sign in the background quoting Adolf Hitler; while they most likely support a candidate willing to push a Proto-Fascist agenda under the guise of “Making America Great Again”—?

If I’m not mistaken you’re allowed to run outside of the basepath to avoid a tag IF the defender is impeding your progress directly to the base.

Let us not forget the reason why the SRO was called to the room in the first place: All this over the girl BRIEFLY pulling out her cell phone.

Listen up you loose-legged, courtesan scallywags: ALL YOUR UTERUS ARE BELONG TO US.

The black kid is okay because that’s just ONE black kid. Totally not bi-racial or anything! So we’re good.