I'd be willing to have a few ribs surgically removed if it meant I could fit in one.

I've loved this car ever since first watching Bullitt, and to me, remains perhaps the manliest car ever.

What did we get from Acura this year? Another sedan. Just another sedan, probably based on some sort of Accord platform, with a V6 engine. Great job on your sedan, guys! I never would have expected this from you.

Any kei car. The Jalopest of them all though gets the picture representation. Kei cars don't have big engines = good fuel economy, revvy fun, easy to fix. Kei cars aren't big = easy to park. Kei cars aren't a lot of car to begin with (yes, this is a good thing) = affordable. How this isn't perfect, I don't know.

Because a lot of people who can afford Porsches are old, and they don't want the hassle. Also, it should be noted that the Targa was never the sportiest 911 in the range, in fact it used to be one of, if not the heaviest model. It never had the purpose of the coupe body, or even the cabriolet body, it's a different…

I'm still thoroughly disgusted by this dealership and their crassly stupid actions (or lack thereof). This is just a reminder of how some people just don't know anything.

I don't either.

Well, at some point down the line, you'll be driving one of their cars, so it does matter.

No, because we're all poor.

The cheap off-brand Korean Brembo, like the Hyundai N rip-off of BMW M.

Why does everyone feel the need to give their artistic input about what other cars they think this one looks like? Who gives a fuck, it's a Chrysler 200. No one who reads Jalopnik will buy one.

What, in the name of all that is good and on this Earth, will the ZR1 be like if this is the Z06? I just can't even.

So it's the more sensibly priced, yet still unnecessary Macan?

Don't get me wrong, I don't like a lot of things other nation's political leaders do, but I hold nothing against the people who have no control over it from that nation.

After Bush was elected, I went to London for some vacation time (not because Busy was elected), and tried getting a cab from Heathrow. It took me about 6 cabs until one agreed to drive me to my hotel. They all refused, some cursed, some made gestures, all because Bush was elected. I didn't vote for the asshole, it…

Because it's an ugly motherfucker and a real lard ass.

What could make the news of GM phasing out Australian production worse for Holden fans? Maybe it'll be when the beloved Commodore line is turned into a, gasp, front-wheel driven four-cylinder sedan. From China, no less. Bad news for hoonage fans.

Good luck when they get in a real car and ask where the trigger button is and ask what a G-force is.

I think we all do.

Or hear it.