Maybe that would be just distracting enough to crash and kill yourself, just like you should if you buy this car.

GM: Hey you, dipshit consumer! Have you ever wanted a barely average midsize car? Well we have a product that meets those needs just barely! The 2015 Cruze! Trust us, this car is a recipe that works. We know this because it's exactly the same fucking car we've been selling idiots like you for the past few years. BUY…

I actually forgot what it looked like while looking at it, it's that boring.

I hope they all end up homeless.

I think this is one of the cases where "you do to others what you want done to yourself," so the courts should rule that he be hit with an F-350 going at full clip. Then he's free to go.

Exactly. It falls in line with the USSR philosophy of "if I'm getting paid regardless of my competence, why waste effort on doing it well?" This company should have been in the grave 6 years ago.

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Haha partners in gearbox crime

Your username is pretty great, has to be said.

That and the busy rear 1/4 of the profile ruin the exterior. The interior is just plain hideous. An incongruous mess.

OVERSTYLED

This saddens me deeply. As a Marussia B1 owner, I have to say that it's easily the best vaporware I've ever owned. The legacy and pedigree that you feel every time you close your eyes and imagine holding the steering wheel is peerless. The way the car burbles on downshifts, it reminds me of when I was a kid and used…

That is the most vomitous aesthetic abortion I've ever had the displeasure of seeing.

So that would mean a lot of low down torque, I suppose. If I'm a diesel, does that mean Jalops get boners for me?

It's got space for everybody in the family and your stuff. It's going to take you on all your adventures. Your kids will love you for owning a Jeep because let's face it, they're just damn cool. The DOORS COME OFF!!!

Why does it have the same red-line as a diesel tractor?

Vergne is listed at 6' in height and 152 pounds. His teammate, Daniil Kvyat, is listed at 5'11" and 134 pounds.

I saw Ralph Nader speak last year about an array of political messes. He's honestly a brilliant guy, and people need to listen to him more. I have enormous respect for him and what he's done in his life, it's pretty interesting to top. People making fun of him on here, saying he wants attention or whatever, clearly…