Kinja the almighty bestowed me with this name for a reason.

My lord I think you're right.

My lord I think you're right.

If they were built to aerospace tolerances, this guy should just take one to space so he doesn't have to inhabit the same world as Michael Ballaban (although I'm not sure most aircraft have enormous panel gaps). If he does make it to space, by some miracle (though still less of a miracle than Bristol actually selling…

Probably, since there's an enormous stick in the way.

Yup, in house created. That's why they used BMW parts (a lot of them). Fighter planes for both world wars? Maybe try to build some bodies and engines of your own, instead of outsourcing them from the Germans you so vehemently hate.

I remember a few years ago I was passing by the one Bristol showroom in London, and thought to myself "I'm glad I saw this before they go bust." It's a historic brand, to some extent, and at least being able to say I saw the showroom is pretty cool.

It really is a shame. I don't understand their logic. If you're going to go through the trouble of making an entire car brand, why just let it linger and be underwhelming? Commit god damn it. It seems very un-Honda to let something go to shit. Oh wait, that Civic from a year ago.

I remember seeing this on Toyota's concept car page when it first was announced. I always wondered when they'd get around to building it, or any kind of Supra successor. Seeing the FRSBRZGT86TOYOBARION come to life makes me hopeful, despite it having taken forever. I know you have it in you Toyota, don't disappoint.…

Hey Acura, ya see this? Do this kind of stuff now, if you have any interest in making money (to be honest, I'm not sure you do). It's really hard not to like these cars, and it's really hard to like things like the ZDX or the ILX. VTEC monster lightweight manual with Japanese reliability and quality? Sign me up.

The man, Mark Parisi, is donating his nut to a medical research organization for a sum of $35,000. Parisi has previously announced his intention to let the nut go to TLC's Extreme Cheapskates show, though it wasn't until his upcoming appearance on CBS' The Doctors that his intention to buy a 370Z was revealed.

That's a reasonably handsome car and everything, but I think Dodge needs to focus on trying to sell the Dart sedan before they introduce this (assuming they ever do, which they more than likely won't). I haven't driven a Dart but I've been told it's pretty capable, so why it isn't selling well, I don't know. Sad,…

I'm a big Porsche fan and I hate to agree. The 911S is what gets my man parts going.

My point exactly. It's really hard to get a low cost setup going.

My point exactly. It's really hard to get a low cost setup going.

The best a man can get.

Well Mercedes has been doing this for a long time, and it seems to work just fine. I agree, it's kind of stupid, but it is conventional.

As an evolutionary biologist, I thought the Hyundai Equus was a weird choice of name, since it's the genus that encompasses horses, zebras, donkeys, etc. It's like they thought "horse" or "mustang" would be cool names, and then instead were told that one of those sounded stupid and one was already taken. "Ok, whatever…

Amen brother.

This colossal, overwrought, mutated beast seems to be the work of a Dr. K Youabian, who may be Dr. Kambiz Youabian an LA-area cosmetic surgeon. I don't yet have absolute proof this is the same person, so I'll let you readers come to your own conclusions about standards of beauty and all that.