They claim a 0-60 time of 5.9 seconds, but there's an asterisk by that, which I think means it can only do that in the parallel universe where this thing is a good idea.

I sure hope that's the case. The Sentra Nismo has a 1.6 liter turbo four under the hood with 240 horsepower and an equal amount of torque connected to a six speed manual.

That grill is horrendous, I'm sorry. The rest is fine, but that Gillette grill is just the worst.

What sort of setup do you mean (no TC, ABS, etc.)?

Microsoft confuses the hell out of me sometimes.

I love the argument that Gran Turismo is superior to Forza, because if you really know how to drive, you know that neither of them are particularly accurate. Sure, they simulate what happens when blah blah blah but the reality is, the only way to make yourself a better driver is to drive. I know the whole Gran Turismo…

Not an Evoque, but one of these sexy beasts. A proper off-roadable 3 door Range Rover. No posh this or stylized that, just a car to bring man closer to nature.

That's right. Fit sedans and SUVs. Who'da thunk it?

Am I the only one who thinks the F Type is over-styled?

That wagon is a total babe, I mean total babe. Baby I'm excited, come hither.

No problem Mr. Storm.

It's the Jeep Forward Control concept. Unfortunately, it'll remain that: a concept. It harkens back to the original Jeep Forward Control:

The Jeep Forward Control concept. Unfortunately, it's just that, a concept. It'll remain that way too. It harkens back to the original Jeep FC:

Subaru beiged themselves, they beiged themselves so hard. It's a pallid spongecake.

I know, it's horribly depressing.

Exactly. It's a form of cylinder deactivation acting as traction control at the wheels. They need a star, which is why Webber doesn't have it. Also why Ricciardo won't have it. My guess is it's totally legal due to some loophole, I doubt RBR would put their reputation at risk in order to cheat. They have too many…

That's cool Honda, how about some Civic Type-R in the land of the free? YOU HAVE A MARKET JESUS CHRIST JUST SELL IT HERE. Until then, I give the same amount of fucks as torque this makes below 3000 RPM—0 (ok, this isn't true, but for the sake of the joke let's all pretend it is).

Just make the front with steel. It'll be ok.