This is alright, but Jeep, can't you build this? It's so damn cool.

Have you seen Sebastian race before? Have you heard it? I mean even here on Jalopnik they posted a video of him taking corner in Singapore, and it makes the TC-interfering noise when it limits the throttle. We'll find out sooner or later what's going on. F1 teams do this all the time, have amazing LEGAL technologies…

That's essentially all it is. As if having a fucking foot didn't make that obvious enough.

I hate to sound like a Millennial, but I prefer an average MPG meter to this.

That stupid MPG (or in this case KPG or L or whatever in the picture) in BMWs. As you accelerate, slow down, whatever, it freaks out and goes all over the place. It's totally unreadable most of the time and even if you can read it, it hardly sits still long enough to mean anything. Why is it there?

If you want to be chauffeured, you get a taxi. A Maserati is for enjoying yourself, not paying someone else so you can enjoy it vicariously. Jesus Christ.

I'm going to call bullshit to your bullshit. So there. Hear me Seb, Christian? BULLSHIT.

I think you mean, "World's Littlest E-Class."

My lord how revolutionary.

I was just driving my friend's Suzuki Forenza (manual) down a wet hill and GENTLY applied the brakes, only for all 4 (even the front ABS discs) lock up and JUST miss hitting a Camaro in front of me. Gearing down didn't help, in case you were wondering. This was just in the wet, with snow? I have no idea what to…

I still think he's a smug asshole.

That's a cool fact, I never knew that. Thanks you.

Nobody.

We already know he enjoys sitting on Ferraris, but does he enjoy driving them? Also, what does he think of Infiniti, truthfully?

That's very cool footage. I maintain that it isn't the best track out there, but it's so hard to not like 70s era F1.

I forgot the /sarcasm, my apologies.

Oh, also, BJ Baldwin just took the checkered flag. So, uh, spoiler alert, I guess.

I agree, the location is fantastic. The actual circuit though, pretty underwhelming in my opinion. I feel like there could be a better layout.

The Long Beach Grand Prix was kind of weird, in that the track wasn't very good. I would love for it to return (I know it never will), since I live around 30 mn away.

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