Hey everyone,

No offroader needs a V8 when there’s electric instant torque. And electric traction motor never breaks. Give me the plug in hybrid now.

You are not wrong. If it doesnt look exactly like this I dont want it.

The Bronco does not need a V8. The Wranger needs a V8 because Dodge’s NA V6 is lethargic. I honestly have no idea how people throw big tires on this thing plus 100's of lbs of off-road equipment and camping gear and actually attempt highway speeds. I don’t understand why Dodge didn’t sprinkle some hellcat tech on a V6…

You can’t remove the roof, but otherwise...

efinitely one of the huge, American cruiser wagons, such as the Buick Roadmaster or the Ford Country Squire, all in with the fake wood grain, third row rear-facing seats, and the barn-door-turns-tailgates in the back.

Sounds like you got some issues if a Youtuber bothers you that much.

Counterpoint... maybe we need to talk less about Elon Musk.

“I’d just get the most basic 4 door package since coming from the Wrangler world”

Yes, but you can’t drive a side by side on the street so no one will know how cool and offroady you are at the mall...

I would buy (if I could) a base 2 door one with a silver front end, white steelies and finished off in Brown and white two tone.

Two Door Base with Squatch package. Will wait a couple years for the recalls to pass and rebates to kick in...

Wow they are really pandering to the glamper audience with all of those convenience features, which is sort of lame. I’m falling for it hard. 

I want one of all of them.

Man. I wish I wasn’t such an asshole so i could read this article without tooting my own horn to a bunch of people who don’t care, but i’m not.

SO i’m just gonna say.....big ol middle finger to everyone who told me I was crazy in the 90's and early 2000's when I told them pedestrian-ass EG and EK civics were going to…

Disappointed it’s not 420 miles.

Now how about an AWD, 4 door pickup based on the Transit Active? Just gimmie a damned pickup with a low load floor like these vans. I don’t need to crawl rocky trails. That’s what my dirtbike is for. The truck is just to get me to the trailhead. If nothing else, let VW sell it, instead of rebadging the Ranger.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand his foreign influencer ESL showed quickly.   

LOL