Other than the stupid stack on the front of the car, I like it.

How about the "holy crap that Indian food has struck back with fury....next exit 15 miles..."

Can't exactly do #5 in FL. The humidity is killer

I drove from FL to CT. Just for some Hummelmbrand hot dogs served up at Blackies in Cheshire,CT. And a birch beer and chips. Oh and family too

Firehouse has nothing on Publix Subs... Firehouse subs are soggy and sad... Pub Subs are from the deli counter of the gods. Fresh baked multi grain bread, boars head deli meats, fresh toppings and a smile from the person assembling it.

No....

The stratos is a car that wants to kill you..I'll take 4

I agree.. DMC-12 FTW

Sounds like a bunch of dying whales.

I see where maintenance comes into play. I'd hate to come across a hill. Do hipsters utilize a two gear setup and just flip the wheel over to a lower gear for hill climbs?

Why would you go with a single speed? I do not understand these hipster bikes.

Thank's Capt Douche....

I think the underlying tone of this post was meant to poke fun at Russia but its not going to work. Clearly they painted the tanks for identification during the trials.

well, they are in the rainbow but these tanks aren't painted like some sort of hippie freakadelic van

I see no rainbow colors. I see yellow, red, and blue.

What I would give to drive these cars.....

I'd give $5 or 10 ride tickets for a spin

Now that is a Ferrari! No Flappy paddles, traction control, launch control, interior...

Crap, I hope the EPA/Border Patrol/Customs don't find out its newer than 25 years old and is an import from Great Britain.....

I like how Ford, VW, and some other manufacturers stole the naming convention Mercedes Benz used prior to '94 for their cars. I saw a Ford Taurus or whatever they sell now with "SEL" on the trunk badge. It didn't appear to be any form of long wheel base, fuel injected, S Class... same thing with the SE badging... nope…