I call bullshit.

A theme park turned prison in a dystopian state run by a conservative despot sounds like the final chapter in the Snake Plissken trilogy: Escape From Orlando.

Let me get this straight. You think one of the largest employers in your state, one of the biggest and richest conglomerates on earth, capable of employing armies of top flight attorneys, doesn’t agree with you politically, and your plan is to get them to do as you say.

Can somebody make Mickey dressed as Andrew Ryan saying “Is a mouse not entitled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No!’ Says the man in Tallahassee.”

Yes. And no. My hope was that Desantis would win the nomination, Trump would throw a fit and run 3rd party and split the vote, ruining the chances of the GOP winning in 2024

To everyone in the comments: It’s okay. You can admit what DeSantis is doing is absolutely an authoritative abuse of power without having to hem and haw about Disney to try and keep your “progressive” credibility.

Justice Neil Gorsuch, nominated by Donald Trump in 2017 to a stolen seat

If Republicans don’t want us to get abortions, they should make it easier for us to raise children without losing economic gains. And they should also shift the focus to men’s accountability. Did you know that 100% of ALL pregnancies (both planned and unplanned) are caused by men? Shocking, I know. Maybe they should…

Was he fired because he had a history of bringing farm animals into his dressing room for questionable purposes? I have no reason to think he actually did that, but it certainly sounds like something that would get someone fired, and I am just asking questions.

Where is the lie? A significant portion of this country lost their collective minds over seeing this family in White House. The racist backlash led to Trump and the general racist, misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic hellscape we are living in today. 

I cut boot leather out of my diet.

“Well, in the past we could rely upon simple limbic system rewards in order to procreate. But once you have birth control and abortions and what not, now you can still satisfy the limbic instinct but not procreate,” he said. “So, we haven’t yet evolved to deal with that because it’s all fairly recent in the last 50…

Chris “unannounced bridge maintenance” Christie is weighing in on officials using the government to punish people they disagree with? Really?

“‘[A] 12 year old impregnated a minor of similar age. With consent of the parents, they married… and are still married today[.]ʼ”

100% that guy’s raped someone.

The X-men were the good guys, right? These guys never stop telling on themselves...

so god damned weird to have a person of color going after us like this considering the fact of, who the fuck does he think is next? I'm so sorry you're such an asshole dude but guess what after you get thrown in the cage next to me i'm not sharing the fucking moldy bread I've been allowed you hateful ratbastard 

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent make music for people that know the precise recipe for bathtub meth.