The stupidest thing about this bullshit is that tap water is already alkaline.  It typically has a pH well above 7 (so that acidic water doesn’t, ya know, destroy the pipes) and has more than enough alkaline ions to have an effect (if there was one).  

Unlimited, really. Remember, there’s very little (practically zero but not completely zero because of the occasional stray atom) friction in space to slow it down once it gets going. So, as long as it has sunlight propelling it, it will continue to accelerate indefinitely. The farther it gets from the sun the less…

Come on now, we all know that anyone driving a cybertruck hasn’t got enough dick to get caught in a zipper, much less a frunk.

Ya gotta take the podge with the hodge, my man.

Or more...

What’s the over/under on Orange Julius pulling a Musk and ending up with the FTC crawling up his ass for violations?

So a sequel to this beauty?

Or he didn’t want to pay for a divorce and asked his “friend” for a little help...

True.  However, if someone is dedicated enough to go through all the crap a whistleblower has to go through then they’re unlikely to give up and off themselves within sight of the finish line.  

Shut the fuck up! We don’t need to give them any bad ideas.

I think I’ve seen this one before...

I’m surprised anyone noticed.  

they didn’t exactly say how they learned this information.

Don’t change a damn thing. But if they do change anything, include a classic mode so that people can play without a damn thing having been changed.  

I asked ChatGPT what happened and, well, the answer isn’t reassuring...

Ain’t very bright are ya?  Do you think this shit happened without the store manager knowing and helping to set it up.  Hell, someone at Walmart corporate was probably involved too.  The whole thing reeks of FOMO advertising.  “Get your shitty chocolate before it runs out again!”  

Then it’s not Tesla’s fault and all the dead children can go fuck themselves.  

The urge to get ever increasing tattoo coverage is an interesting form of body dysmorphism. There have been a couple interesting documentaries (and a bunch of horrible ones) about it.

Better than some of the shit my mom used to make.  Fish curry sounds divine when compared to canned tuna and peas in a warm mayo sauce over crushed saltines.