So a sequel to this beauty?

Shut the fuck up! We don’t need to give them any bad ideas.

I think I’ve seen this one before...

Don’t change a damn thing. But if they do change anything, include a classic mode so that people can play without a damn thing having been changed.  

Ain’t very bright are ya?  Do you think this shit happened without the store manager knowing and helping to set it up.  Hell, someone at Walmart corporate was probably involved too.  The whole thing reeks of FOMO advertising.  “Get your shitty chocolate before it runs out again!”  

Then it’s not Tesla’s fault and all the dead children can go fuck themselves.  

The urge to get ever increasing tattoo coverage is an interesting form of body dysmorphism. There have been a couple interesting documentaries (and a bunch of horrible ones) about it.

You’ll have to forgive them, the AI isn’t good at recognizing faces in a photograph.

They know that a bunch of gamergate mouthbreathers are going to rush to the comments section to throw a tantrum about how Kotaku keeps covering a “fake gamer girl” who only gets views because of cleavage.  

Hi, welcome to ‘Murrica.  You must be new here.  Screwing others over out of greed and selfishness is kind of our thing.  Always has been no matter what the whitewashed history books say.  

Netanyahu will get his genocide and the US will be helping him, I guess. Once again, America chooses the wrong side of history.

And remember when, if someone tried to buy more than two things in a row, including DLC for a game they just bought, that Epic would think that their account had been hacked and shut it down?  Great customer service there, guys!

Game start times haven’t been much of a problem for me. Instead it’s using the store/library at all. There’s tons of little annoyances to deal with, like the storefront not remembering which game I was looking at when I return to the library after being forced to navigate to the store page to see what the free game gam…

Like, none. The only non-exclusive stuff I’ve bought has been one or two DLC for free games that I’d enjoyed. (Which I guess is the point, but there’s no way DLC is going to keep them afloat.)

Because inclusiveness brings in more sheep for the fleecing.  Wide nets, more fish, and all that.  [/s]

I’ve bought some games on Epic. I’ve also gotten a bunch of free games. So I guess their strategy kind of works.

Oh my Goddess, the magic lamp worked! My wish that stupidity be painful has come true!

Well, now we know who to send all these cursed dolls to.

Geeze people. Calm down. Just because he doesn’t have a checking account doesn’t mean he’s hiding his money. It could just mean that he’s still sucking on mommy’s teat and his congressional paycheck (and his wife’s paychecks) goes into mommy’s account.  His mommy is the one hiding the money, not him, so it’s all okay!

Ah, the ol’ “too stupid to have done it intentionally” defense.  Good call there, Donny.