Having suffered abuse as a youth explains a portion of his predilection for inflicting it as an adult, but is absolutely not an excuse.

What you don’t remember that time James Bond tossed out that debonair line? Hell, it was so dashing I think they used it on one of their movie posters..

“he asked his mistress for a “sucky.”

Man, imagine if Nintendo just...did this themselves? Could save them a load of whack-a-mole legal stuff, and make a few million to boot!

One word, neurosyphilis

Seems like an ELI5 is a year too late... So, a pew pew has a bunch of different, er... rooms. The Magazine is like a bullet’s sleepy time place, where they wait quietly so daddy doesn’t get angry. The Chamber is like the landing, where, when someone opens the front door, the bullet wanders around alone, ready to head…

FarRight MAGA chuds: Freedom of speech man, it’s like really important. You can’t tell youdont like me saying something because that is censoring my freedom of speech.

A Delmonico needs to be cooked higher than medium rare or it won’t render the heavy marbling.

This sounds more like an elaborate heist to steal a very expensive comic book.

I mean, Republicans should hate Superman. He’s an undocumented immigrant and a journalist.

Better than the other fiction books that most of them use to swear in on.

The absolute definition of “small dick energy”.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

If you assume, based on history, that most Republican attacks are projection of Republican practices, then their vote makes sense. They are just protecting their own traditional rights to sexually abuse children.

Fled Europe around WWII to Brazil.

Losing sleep night after night in a fit of rage over a near total stranger, fantasing in detail about their violent and sexuality charged public humilition, and then openly conveying that information to millions, expecting it to viewed as normal and relatable, sounds like and issue that needs immediate psychiatric…

Dear Congress People,

I guess I’m going to be that jackass who points out that “wherefore art thou” means “why?” not “where are you.” Maybe you meant to title this Why are you buccal fat?

I’ve said it before and I will keep on saying it until it sinks in with more and more people: ICE needs to be disbanded and we need to bring back the INS. Immigration should never have been made into a para-military group patrolling our borders. The entire national conversation around immigration, having devolved from…