Because people are morons. Dude tipped a vending machine.  And not just a vending machine, a vending machine in a sports arena that’s already had the prices marked up by 400%.  

Sounds like a simple fix would be to let any racers use the doors.  That makes it’s use far more tactical and removes the impediment to other racers.

Can we start shooting these assholes yet? ‘Cause until there’s a small mountain of GOP bodies to convince the rest, there won’t be any meaningful changes.

So she’s a whore willing to fuck Americans for corporate dollars.  She’ll fit right in with the ‘Pubes.

Nope. The rest of us are smart enough to not get sued by Disney.

This is a bit, right?  No one old enough to stream is stupid/naive enough to not know what an “adult entertainer” is.  Unless they were home schooled.

Oh, many of us realize it. To the point of facepalming when I’m reminded of it.

Here’s hopin’ he returns to the studio with a couple assault rifles and a bunch of pipe bombs...

That is far too many soulless eyes for this late at night...

The same reason that WB keeps fucking up DC movies.  The people in charge feel the need to stick their dick in the formula and give it a stir.  If it doesn’t carry their particular stink they can’t live with themselves.

Oh no! Now where will I get my daily dose of constipated wombat face?

“Each party appears justified in their actions based on the circumstances they perceived.”

<sigh> Clearly, subtlety is something you are incapable of understanding. Think about the phrase “she didn’t choose her circumstance or personality” and how it might apply to the daughters in those pictures.

Two whole days? oooooooh! Fuck that shit then. It’s practically useless. Know what works 100% of the time? 20 mg of LSD.

Counter Argument A

It’s protected but they can’t make any money off of it. It’s why that horrible Twilight fanfic had to be changed to feature a “Mr. Grey” instead before it could be sold.

Considering that even the Bible marks out fertility periods, it’s pretty obvious that the rhythm method has been around for thousands of years at least.

God is one lousy designer.

The cop whose camera is recording jokingly asks, “Is this target practice?” Another officer responds, “Those are real shots fired.”

It’s an adaptation to the need for a blood brain barrier to prevent environmental toxins from destroying grey matter. At some point the brain needs to flush all of the waste material that build up throughout the waking cycle. Sleep is when that happens and limiting a creature’s ability to ingest new toxins during that…