Oh, she an just repent on her deathbed, or even receive last rights after she kicks it, and get into Heaven. Which goes a long way to explaining why most Christians are complete fucking assholes.  

Watch different news. Try the BBC. Or Al jazeera. Listen to NPR. There’s plenty of news that doesn’t whore out airtime to advertisers.

That is how a deeply closeted gay man kisses his beard in public.

For those parents who feel that boarding school is too soft.

“violated education, health and safety codes, terminated educators based on race and retaliation, and failed to fully pay teachers.”

No Nethack?  

I own and have played all of ‘em, so go blow it out your ass you filthy casual.

Or Jr. High kids with baseball cards in their spokes.  

We have motorcycle gangs that show up and block the middle of the street

I was implying he should be shot in the balls which would result in the honorary award.

Or a bit lower and to the left.  At least get a honorary mention Darwin Award out of it if you’re not in the mood for murder.

I think Disney can out bribe DeShitstain.

her insistence on blaming herself reflects a common frame of thinking among victims of intimate partner violence, often as a result of extensive or long-term manipulation.

If there is any justice in the world, the judge will order them both shot.

Five bucks says the coward is going to run. Then tweet about it. Which will get him caught again. Because he’s a coward and a moron.

Yet.  I’m sure the next ‘Pube president will try to push that one through.

Just remember that the GOP is involved in massive voter disenfranchisement and gerrymandering and still barely wins in what are considered red states.  If people were allowed to vote freely the GOP would be out of power by the end of the next election cycle.  

Because the only thing needed for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.

Yea, but it also contains that whole “we can change the EULA however we like any time we like” bit that they all have, so....

Shady app versions of this that will steal personal info coming in 3... 2...