They knew he was an impostor because he wore his Oakley shades on the front of his fat, sunburned neck. What’ s more, he said that the triple-sauced, double-fried, deep brined pig-knuckle cracker mini sliders were “ Just kinda meandering in the general direction of Flavor town

At Disney World drinking by the pool while our kids played (loved that, really, really loved it) and my daughter runs up with her cousin. She says a boy told her because we don’t go to church she’s going to hell. I looked at her cousin who does go to church, a lot, and asked her if she agreed. She of course said no,…

May Lakshmi bring Ms. Schoenfeld lots and lots of lawsuit money.

Seems to fit.

which one is rita ora

HAHAHA OH MY GOD the entire France trip? Donna getting scouted by a modeling agency ? Yeah okay. Brenda pretending to be French? Okay. “Oui oui dean Cain let me suck on your baguette”

It should be Khandelabra, though.

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

It may seem silly to you, but it gives him the all-day confidence that he needs and deserves.

Oh I wouldn’t say that...

Too bad he wasn’t the eco-friendly type, then he’d have tried it with a couple of Diva cups over his eyes.

1. The managers...the MANAGERS...tipped themselves? But no, how, what?

I think those last three letters are N-G-E.

When I used to work at a grocery store, the register rang up Land O’Lakes Buttermilk as “LOL BUTT MILK” which is only tangentially related to this but I found it 10000% hilarious.

EVERY. THING. This BCO... THIS BCO, it... has EVERY. THING.

This should clear things up.

You ain’t lived until you’ve used a sandblower.

I don’t know but apparently I have 2 pints of vagina in my fridge that need some love!