You nailed it.

Or the dude was just a tool?

Why are baguettes on the front line of weaponry ? We save bread!

Is it Hammertime?

Haha he’s so long! And you asked for more pics so that’s what you get!

Oh, how gorgeous. Granted, I have a bias toward that particular look. Maine Coons and Norwegian Forest Cats tend to be pretty playful as adults, and they reach adulthood way later than other breeds, so she’ll probably be a big kitten for most of her life. That being said, she might end up being a big kitten, so you…

I got way too excited when I saw you were the first mentioned! Congratulations on being internet famous

Since this is apparently just an open thread this time:

To wine! And to NeverMindEdith!

If you’re really hungry, you can get the Super Gonorrhea Meal. It’s filling, but it sticks with ya.

“HEP HEP NOT HOORAY”

Here he is serving some ‘skeptical face’.

I’m so relieved that it’s not just me that sees it...

Excuse to posts a lovely wedding picture of my mother, about to celebrate their 50th anniversary next month? Accepted! Say hello to October of 1965.

Judge me if you will, but this is my absolute favorite Jezebel feature and I live only for its appearance on Wednesdays. Last week was difficult for me.

She will never stop being Valerie BertandErnie to me.