TheDirtWhisperer
TheDirtWhisperer
TheDirtWhisperer

oh HELL YEAH, rottenkitty1958! the more the merrier! i've been reading all of these comments and i must say i was unaware of other haters! all i ever see is glowing reviews and comments about how great she is! and i don't hate her because of her supposed outspokenness. i think she is one of the most overrated unfunny

Taylor Swift with her paws up like a cat is probably the best photo I've seen of her.

If Christ gave it a rest, we'd all be better off. In other news, Emma has a point.

I <3 John Cleese

not to mention it does not help people with real mental illness.

He's a comedian. He's having a laugh. It's what funny people do.

Example #5,000 why Lena Dunham needs to just go away.

I thought I originally saw it in Jez but it didn't come up when I searched and I was too lazy to figure out which search phrase would satisfy Kinja.

Yes, because believing in something greater than yourself and believing in a soul is fucking terrible. How dare she actually have the audacity to believe in something.

..........that had nothing to do with god or heaven or anything. She was talking about meeting pregnancy again, in vague terms. Reread it.

But seriously, who the fuck cares if she does believe in heaven? You're being awfully hateful.

I was expecting the cash register was a random number generator. Theatres have been doing pay what you will for a long time now.

Smoked ell is some of the best food you can get, my uncle used to smoke them himself after we had caught them in the river.

"The fault here is any parent who doesn't feel this is essential training for boys, too. "

Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.

YOU'RE WRONG. Now sit there and wait while I write a very long essay—WITH FOOTNOTES AND OTHER TYPES OF REFERENCES—to prove juuuuuuuuuuust how mortally wroooooooong you are!

I imagine this conversation going down thusly:

Jan Hooks was a fucking genius. The Bette Davis will is my favorite.

First baby: 25 hours of HARD labor, followed by emergency C-section when I suddenly developed a fever and breathing problems, and my baby's heart beat began to fail. It was incredibly traumatic and it took me weeks to recover. My son was in the NICU for 6 days.

My experience with my second was exactly the same. She was breech, my first labour had been precipitous and that freaked me out. I didn't want to be birthing a breech baby at home alone with my 2 year old. So I chose the c-section. The anticipation was wonderful - like all the Christmas Eve's in existence rolled up