This is quite possibly the dumbest comment I've ever gotten on Kitchenette. Congratulations.

Agreed. And maybe some Stevie and Bon Jovi in there, too. Oh, and Johnny Cash.

This is the best thing I've seen in a long, long time. Awesome. Reminded me of this (it's a Gary Larson cartoon, not credited in this image):

So her vet can find her.

and this is Gwenni face when she found out L-LAW is preggo

Among the other reasons this article already mentions for this idea to make me alternate between SMDH and LMFAO...

Wait, they've got to be fracking kidding, right?

Gonna have to say N to anything by tUnE-yArDs in hopes that this will be the last time I ever have to write a name so stupidly stylized like a 6th grader ever again.

Neither of those photos is the Downton Abbey wedding tiara. THIS is the Downton Abbey wedding tiara, and it is perfection.

My Dad very, very kindly gave me some money towards the wedding when I got married (3 1/2 weeks ago. Bucking trends over here with our biggish ring and our biggish wedding, go us). We put it towards our photographer.

Not just gardening! You can make like Princess Margaret and rock one in the bath, too.

Never gotten into the tiara trend. They look pretty...Eh.

I'll answer the questions I know you all have.

Like every other server, I have stories galore. My favorite still is the customer who drank his finger bowl (a lovingly prepared bowl of hot water with fancy schmancy interlocked lemon wedges at the bottom and a nice hot towel on the side) — I just asked him if the soup was good, to which he replied "ok, but it was a…

Besides, you just know this guy was wearing Dior. And had a monogrammed thermos.

C.A. Pinkham>>>gedankenexperiment

I am thoroughly convinced that I would murder a customer if I went into the food service industry. I can barely read these stories without getting enraged, can you imagine if I actually had to be the one to explain things to these people? That vegan lady would have had tasted cheap leather, I'd have shoved my foot so…

I love those moments when you watch the lightbulb go off above a person's head.