Oh man, a quart and a half of Half&Half?? Is he washing his beard in it?

US Weekly said she was pregnant last week but she can't be pregnant this week because Bruce Jenner is on the cover.

And he left a towel on the floor!

Dicktastic Dicksplosion?

Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich ...

What, he doesn't want to be a member of the glitterati??!

Hooters?

Cockroaches and lobsters and shrimpy have a carapace of crunchy, chewy, nutritional goodness- consisting of linked units of n-acetyl-glucosamine with a dash of long-chain fatty acids (the good oil). Nom nom nom...

No you don't- it's not big enough!

Cockroaches are tasty when stir fried to crispy and dusted with curry powder. Only problem is that the legs get stick between your teeth. Bummer.

Yeah. Confused me, too. What is the 'meat on the foot' about??

I had a couple of Hendriks and tonic tonight. Just checking the batch quality was up to standard;)

Quooklyn is where Quokkas live!! Here is a Quokka:

Aah... Hendricks, my favorite tipple. Now you're talking!

Throw some cucumber, celery and ginger in a blender and blend to a pleasant greenness, then add gin and simple syrup and squeeze of lime juice. Enjoy merrily, and note that the fiber in the veggies offsets any naughtiness in the booze. Cheers!

I will only work for Kirby Delauter. Kirby! Kirby! Kirby! For everything else, there is MasterCard.

Oh that's nothing. My cat was awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry. He developed a new Katalytic Konverter! Of course, we always knew he was a special, super smart kitty!

You're quackers.