Amanita muscaria grows in symbiosis with the roots of oak, pine, and willow trees, and provides nitrogen in exchange for carbs from the plant. It is a natural (native) symbiont in soils throughout the UK and Europe, and unlikely to have been 'planted'. All you need are oak trees. You're welcome.

Mr Dirt and I like to do this in supermarkets. We're olds so people think we're cray cray, but in reality, we are just having a really great time! Our all-time fave is dancing on the sidewalk to any heavy bass hip-hop music blaring out of cars. We grind it, werk it and twerk it and embarrass the sh*t out of the…

Pizza. Lots of cheeeeeeeeeeeeze.

Beet poopsicle.

How fun! Your twins are in the same class as my girls, Salsa and Nutella!

Here here!!! I'm an old (> 50) and there is no way anyone could pay me enough to go back to my twenties.

I changed more between the ages of 40 and 50 than I did in my twenties. Life experiences and all that good (not so good) stuff. This study is a big fat:

You go girl!

You think frog-eye salad is bad at Thanksgiving? Try a few candied cheetos...

Let's be frank: it's a Nasty Nips competition.

good yolk!!

Someone has egg on their face now. Unilever perhaps?

My cats would only ride inside the ambulance.

What a happy, cheerful, uplifting story (cough) for a Sunday afternoon as my cats and I snuggle on the sofa.

Is that you Goop??

It's not a toolbox- it's her lunch box... because she's stuck in that pose until Alex gets home.