No no no. The answer is 'how many have you got?'

It's official. Response from Brian is:

In my part of the (Midwest) world, it's pronounced as 'may-o' (and cash is a two-syllable word).

They will then turn their attention to Mexico:

What's on Monday???

Roight mate.

Where's the science?

She was letting her chichis do the talking...

urgh. Just threw up a little in my mouth.

Ooops. My cat threw up on the burger bun.

Worms!! Our lab has a tried and true method for getting worms out of soil. Want to see our worms???!

Hate to break it to you.. this looks exactly like the fungi growing on agar plates in my lab.

Easy. I'll eat most anything if it is enrobed in chocolate (70% only) OR smothered in cheese sauce OR swathed in caramel.

WHY AM I STILL IN THE GRAY?? HER MAJESTY (LIZ) WOULD NOT BE AMUSED.

Jessica, Justin, Lena, AnnE, Matin Lawrence?

'You can grope my butt. I left my ass implants at home for the evening".

A family legend, of which my niece is exceptionally proud. When my niece, my mini-me Dirt Whisperer, was 4, I got her a t-shirt that proclaimed 'I heart dirt", and told her fun stories about why soil was important. Good auntie, right? Fast forward to kindergarten... and she's showing other children 'pigs in the mud',…

Please take your bullshit and self-serving attitude and shove it up your ass.

I lurv tripe. Really. My family are Scottish, and my Mom would often cook tripe in white sauce with parsley. I also really like menudo (natch). And tongue (my granny made an excellent pressed tongue). Black pudding, white pudding, liver, kidney, we ate them all. I've also eaten grasshoppers, worms, kangaroo,…