How she got to be Boobs Legsley?

Yes to 'Moonshine 101'!

Maria: I said I wanted to be in Tropic Thunder, not Trollope's Blunder!

Cooch smooch?

It's a cool summer here, too, and my place of work has the a/c going all day at 60-65... in a LEED Gold Building ffs. We have to wear sweaters and, at times, fleece jackets because it's so damn cold. And there are no windows to open.

Attention Alice: time for 'head out of a$s' (your head, your a$s). Reservoirs do not 'fill up' every year, and the total amount of water is never constant. see: Hoover Dam, Lake Havasu.

Horny extra-saucy tri-tip with mad dog-style onion screamers.

I'll raise you one with:

flavor #2: donkey sauce to the max.

Paleo 101: kimmie's old face and boobs.

I would've dissected the cake to see if it was anatomically-correct. And then eat cake. Mmmm ... cake.

Me too!! Finally! At 53, my 'miracle baby'!!

FARTISANS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! Let us sashay away to share the goodwill of our ferzen, flauzin, and fartzin. byo beanz.

Do you fart, too??

That's udderly ridiculous.

'you want see my dacha?'

Maybe they had jetlag?

Who. Cares.?.

But does it help with pre-cellulite?

And pretty colorful farts.