TheDirtWhisperer
TheDirtWhisperer
TheDirtWhisperer

Yes. Like constipation but in words.

Squeee!!

Unless it has to be part frozen, And then baked. How long do you have to freeze pie? is is the same as cakes?

With or without a GPS?

But NIPPLES. She needs pointy nipples.

Only if you are Kimmy K.

And, curiously enough, he looks like Uncle Terry's younger bro.

Velcro tabs nestled between said butt cheeks.

Velcro.

Some of them look like walnuts, others like ... pine nuts.

Stacey Who??

That's because he was talking to Thomas Crapper.

Don't stop believing.

Sounds a bit 'wham bam 80 ma'am' to me.

If you earn over $6472 this- 4 weeks past, you'll get a separate jet ride.

No shit.

Soil scientist/ Zumba teacher/ chocolate fiend

We are a Family of Flatulant Fartisanals. I challenge you to a duel.

'What a cheeky little kale- beet infusion we have here! It must be Chateau Gwynnie.'

Gwyneth called. She wants her (Artisanal organic) poop back.