Exhibit A: Foggy Bottoms.

Shitrus. Bwa haha ha ha. I was expecting a sniff of nothing, 'cos her shit don't stink (according to Gwynnie).

I read that as Artisanal Fart. I'm guessing those are the kind that Gwyneth does after her Artisanal Colonic.

I'm a research scientist and can analyze your samples for quality control. For a small fee.

Is that you Justin or one of the ignorami known as the Beliebers?

It looks moldy around the edges ... ewww.

You've been doing yogi head stands all day. That explains everything.

Is that you Mike?? You know, the one that dates younger 'girls' and after a couple of months, gets tired of them, and then we (the 'olds') hang out together and have a great time until the next young 'girl' comes along and you think with your dick? Again.

You'll be AWESOME!! It's normal to be nervous, so ... take a deep breathe and remember that you know more about your subject area than your advisor and committee combined*. YES, YOU DO. Now, go rock the socks off 'em, like we know you can!

Melbun, please!!!

Gigi. My mother wanted to call me Gigi (really). She loved Maurice Chevalier and his songs/ movies and wanted to call me Gigi. My father said gad no (thank heavens). She then tried Hillary/ Hilary and then Hilda (nope just nope, said Dad). Fortunately, they agreed that great-Grandma's name (Louisa) was ok.

If they are birds, then those lights are bird shit.

Keyboard Kat >>>>> Kimye.

I want to be Tomatillo.

I see ... Animal. From the Muppets. Madly playing the drums.

No pic again. Complete balls up.

Pic won't load. :( balls.

He's half nuts. What's the problem?

That musta been some hand job you did.

Thanks for your explanation and insights— I can see where you are coming from. This type of public schtick at weddings etc always makes me cringe and I wish it would go away, but I think there is a place for private 'performance intimacy', with the emphasis on the private. In this case, the performance gave the…