That flour must've clogged your heart and emotions, as well as your nostrils.

You are never too old! Never! And as an advisor, I'm always happy to have an older student who is passionate about what they want to do. Good luck in your future endeavors!!!

I'm a professor at a big (R1) school- I'm also a late bloomer. In the fall, one of my grad (PhD) students will be a 60 year-old gentleman. He decided that he wanted to pursue his passions (soil, oak trees) rather than stay in his upper management job. I'm thrilled to be able to assist him in achieving his goals. So…

Zo, how many legs on ze cucumber did you imagine, hmmm??

Aaah ... but they are different species of cucumber and inebriated by a good vinegar douche...

Zucchini, cucumber and pickles ...

Ick. Nasty. Going to wash ears out with bleach...

Maybe Rudolph is UNDER her skirt??!

it's annoying when it gets stuck between your teeth, right?

Shhhh ... it's a private stash of Charmin TP.

She got all the christmas ornaments AND her hair to fit on her head.

Why were they looking between the patties in the first place?? Hmmm ...

+100. Tabloid-esque it has become. To wit: Bey/Jay, Lil'Kim, RHNJ, makeup malfunctions ...

The El Flatulenza Model. The secret for days when you've had too many beans, brussel sprouts, cabbage, lentils or sauerkraut... and you don't want anyone to know.

Bey and Jay-z again? yawn.

That's how i feel about james franco, the bachelorette, and bey and jay-z. science is cool.

...the hills are alive, with the sound of mew-zic!!

'The Underground Hotshot.'

Hall and Oates- Maneater

Don't worry, the idea of sherbeet does the same to me.