There's a place like that in Akumal (~30 min south of Playa). Margaritas on the rocks and on the swings 'n sand. Good times ... time to go back!!!

"Armpit lick"

Add to that 'Blonde grandmother'. Did they mean this?:

I got Wardrobe. Stick with me kid and we'll go places!!

Wife she comment. Da.

Looks like these dudes have been hanging out with Paris H. Itchy crotch anyone?

Later in the evening, tune-in to Dicks to Date: The Next Generation, followed by Boobs N' Bits.

Check your: nose

as long as he brings the adorable puppy, i'd say 'yes! yes! a thousand times, yes!'.

"Raising children is terribly hard work, often thankless and mind-numbing, and yet the most rapturous experience available to adults."

She looks more like a Boobarella Troutpout than Barbie.

Undercooked waffles:

My bid: 30 days, with one piece of silver from PMK to Yeezy for every day that Yeezus stays married to Ms Heffalump.

Kim and Kanye.

Using printed fabric from India. And yes, I had those dresses in the 70s.

SK-II. Best cream ever. My skin is soft, hydrated, comfortable, never clogged or irritated, lines are softened. I buy this duty free on my annual long haul trip to the motherland.