"Kim K. should press her ass up against one of the canyons in the Hollywood hills so we could have another water reservoir. God knows we need it."

Too much gas (methane) in an enclosed space. The cook served cabbage, brussel sprouts and broccoli for dinner...

Plague of locusts.

Dessert.

I'm expecting perennial foul weather- my Maine Coon snores louder than anyone in the house.

They are t-shirts, just fug fug fugly t-shirts.

Nope.

They're having twins. The other baby is named Brooklyn Rudyard Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Camper-Wentz.

i lurv Latrice

Oh dear... this song:

If this was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medallist.

You forgot E) the sweet, sweet glue sniffing (dessert!!).

Knickers, with Knick or Knicky for short. You know, named after the NY Knicks.

Sporty Spice! Which suits me just fine: 'fun, adventurous and not afraid to get a little sweaty'. Ergo:

Fascinating.