What took him so long to figure that out?

And what Stellan really wanted to say:

I'm 52, I have no children, and I don't regret it. When I was in my teens, 20s and 30s, many of my peers were producing children, but it never gave me the 'if i don't have a kid, my ovaries will explode' type of feeling. This was during the 70s and 80s, so my attitude was considered unusual. However, I just never…

Maybe he owns a Hollandaconda?

Cheeez, the best food group I know along with chocolate and beer.

You also have brats! And microbrews! And that awesome Calatrava on the lake! And steep enough hills for skiing ... illinois' envy.

Cate Blanchette- she could wear any one of these designs and look fab.

Hmm... In Mexico, we thought the monkeys were throwing branches, twigs and stones at us because we were competitors for fruit. Need to tell Mr. Dirt that those monkeys just wanted to copulate with us.

FUG. FUG. FUG. FUG. FUG.

Photos with camera flash. Lots of flash and screaming. Followed by frantic uploading to Facebook.

Ambition, infidelity and adultery confront a Hindu baby in Manhattan

'Hola My Lovely Teeth'

Or something like this?